Agatha Vega: I’m completely invested in body painting goals

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Written By Cyrus Kyle Langhorne

For 2026? I’m only dating women obsessed with body paint - holy smokes. Seeing baddie Agatha Vega turning up with these types of flexes? Holy smokes again.

It’s mind-blowing and jaw-dropping - and of course she knows it. Completely tap in.

Cyrus Kyle Langhorne

Vanilla Skyin’ 24/7 - with some form of Action Bronson and Curren$y playing on a daily - if not hourly - basis. AMC A-List fanatic and gaming goals daily from a stationary workout bike, of course. All contact: Cyrus@attacktheculture.com

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